Israelis are some of the most beautiful people in the world with a hundred races blending together.They keep in good shape and after a walk through town on a hot day you’ll have more than one reason to need a cold shower.On top of that a lifetime of dating Israeli guys has made them take no shit.They often take the upper hand in the relationship and you could, after a beer or two, classify them into two main types: – The Yemenite/Moroccan girls who are argumentative, bossy and used to getting things all their own way.They won’t be dreaming of that fairy-tale walk down the aisle. Because sometimes they need to be out of Germany to not be so…. They’ll be dreaming of DINK—‘double income no kids.’ (We love you, anyway) To sum it up, as I’ve heard from many women and men who field complaints about German men: they’re weird, awkward, but… They soon put your life in order and expect to be treated like a princess.
“We fight constantly because he’s so ,” Hayley said over Skype from Munich. If I put my glasses on the wrong way of the table, he turns it.” You may notice a small bald spot on the right side of her head. When I told him my hair burnt, he said, ‘It really smells – how are we going to clean this up? “And I said, ‘you did that because I’m black,’ and I was kidding.
Or maybe it’s because German spas are co-ed nudist spas, so they become immune to the bare breast (then again, what comes first, chicken or egg…).
“I feel like they can, of course, have sex and they like sex but it’s not a necessity for them,” she said. Structure isn’t good sex, and to be in a good relationship you have to have sex.
They might pop in and out based on vacation periods, or when they have a work deadline, or if they are hanging up curtains.
“I’m going to south Africa for two weeks, I’ll text you then,” Hayley recalls one date telling her. Maybe it’s because they’re like machines, German men could easily switch off their sex drive.